Celina 52 LLC
Ownership
Piss Jug Man
Established
May 14 2025
Total Value
$ 35,200,000
World Titles
0
Títulos mundiales0
Títulos de liga0
Títulos de división2 (150, 149)
Sobre el Propietario
Piss Jug Man has always had a competitive spirit. When placed in environments with either competing gas stations or alternate Piss Jug Man mascots, he would instinctively become uncontrollably aggressive (please do not mention the God forsaken Buccee's near him - he will certainly go primal). Given his instinctive combative nature, it only made sense to place him in a competitive environment: the wide world of Franchise Ball. Celina 52 Truck Stop's employees would like to formally request that any team eliminated from playoff contention please forfeit, as we'd like to avoid as many angry piss outbursts as possible.
Sobre la Franquicia
Celina 52 LLC is the proud owner of Celina 52 Truck Stop, also known as America's Deadliest Truck Stop, a real place in Crossville, Tennessee. Proudly serving the Greater Weaber Valley Region since 1952 - even those with special needs! Celina 52 prides itself on its unquestionable customer service, along with a wide range of services such as specialty food items like the "Pizzaless Crust Only Pizza" and the "Nug Jug Combo," showers available for rent with state-of-the-art two-way monitors for a unique experience with the CEO (cleanliness may vary), and plenty of convenience products like our "Janitor's Balls" corn puffs or "Throwback Style" Ass Juice in a can. Please consider joining our "Cranking the Hog" Rewards Program for unclear benefits and access to our Urine Jug Exchange Program for seamless full-to-empty urine jug exchange (approved containers only). We look forward to serving you, at Celina 52!
